{"product_id":"1244","title":"Don't Ask for a Hot Dog!","description":"\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eHilarious bloopers from ordinary people who thought they knew Hebrew\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eSo... you're coming to visit Israel, or you have Israeli neighbors, or you're flying off for your banner year in yeshivah or seminary... or maybe you're taking that huge jump and are making \u003ci\u003ealiyah\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003ci\u003eBruchim haba'im\u003c\/i\u003e!             \u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e           \u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eGood thing you know Hebrew.             \u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e           \u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eUntil you realize that maybe you don't.             \u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e           \u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYou mean there's no such thing as a \u003ci\u003ebeis hamerchatzn \u003c\/i\u003etoday? And that street name without \u003ci\u003enekudot\u003c\/i\u003e should have been pronounced how? And isn't a hot dog, like, a \u003ci\u003ekelev\u003c\/i\u003e that is \u003ci\u003echam\u003c\/i\u003e? No? \"Really?\"            \u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e           \u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eDon't Ask for a Hot Dog!\u003c\/i\u003e is a wildly funny book filled with anecdotes of real people like you and me (in fact, quite a few of them are you and me!), spouting things they'd never dream of saying when speaking in their mother tongue. Yet somehow in attempted Hebrew, things come out not quite like they imagined...            \u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e           \u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eNo, don't faint! Read this book instead and laugh along! Much healthier.             \u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e           \u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eAnd next time, take our word for it.             \u003co:p\u003e\u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e           \u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eDon't Ask for a Hot Dog!.\u003c\/i\u003e Trust us; just order the fries instead.\u003cbr\u003e     \u003cbr\u003e     By R. Schreiber \u0026amp; R. Newton\u003cbr\u003e     \u003cbr\u003e     \u003c\/p\u003e      ","brand":"Tfutza Publications","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48078671511852,"sku":"L895DT","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/7191\/3516\/products\/don-t-ask-for-a-hot-dog-maayan-judaica.gif?v=1751332540","url":"https:\/\/maayanjudaica.com\/products\/1244","provider":"Maayan Judaica","version":"1.0","type":"link"}