{"product_id":"1281","title":"For This I Had to Grow Up? - Soft Cover","description":"\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e...It's humor columnist, Mordechai Schmutter at his best!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e   \u003c\/span\u003e         \u003cp\u003e  Have you ever asked a kid what he wants to do when he grows up?\u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003eWe did. And here's what they answered:\u003cbr\u003e     \u003cbr\u003e     \"When I grow up, I want to drive carpool.\"\u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003e\"When I grow up, I want to do my taxes. Nervously.\"\u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003e\"When I grow up, I want to worry about money.\"\u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003e\"When I grow up, I want to wonder how everything I do will affect my back.\"\u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003e\"When I grow up, I want to randomly yell, 'Careful!' when my kids are playing.\"\u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003e\"When I grow up, I want to repurpose my leftovers.\"\u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003e\"When I grow up, I want to bribe my kids to do things that I can do faster.\"\u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003e\"When I grow up, I want to insist I don't snore.\"\u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003e\"When I grow up, I want to kill spiders in the bathroom.\"\u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003e\"When I grow up, I want to wonder why all my doorknobs are sticky.\"\u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003e\"When I grow up, I want everything I do to have deadlines.\"\u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Oh, wait. None of them answered that.\u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003eGrowing up is not what we expect. But doesn't humor come from the unexpected?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003eMordechai Schmutter has deadlines. For the past CENSORED years, he has entertained readers with his weekly humor columns in \u003ci\u003eHamodia\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Brooklyn Family Pages\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eAish.com\u003c\/i\u003e, and other publications.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  \u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003eNever you mind how many years. Enough years that some of his columns are now \u003ci\u003emechuyav \u003c\/i\u003ein mitzvos.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  \u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003eThis is his sixth book. But who's counting?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e                \u003cp\u003eBy: Mordechai Schmutter\u003c\/p\u003e            ","brand":"Israel Bookshop Publications","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48078633664812,"sku":"L908A","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0849\/7191\/3516\/products\/for-this-i-had-to-grow-up-soft-cover-maayan-judaica.gif?v=1727681725","url":"https:\/\/maayanjudaica.com\/products\/1281","provider":"Maayan Judaica","version":"1.0","type":"link"}